Funniest thing that i have done

Date: 22nd January 2009

Venue: Outside of Vivian Road Pre-School

As usual, i waited for bus no 29 to go back home after pre-school at

this bus stop.

The bus supposed to come at 12.10pm but it was still not there

by 12.15pm. So, i went into the Dove Christian bookshop to browse

some books.

After 5 minutes, i came out from that shop and i saw the bus

was coming from far. So i quickly ran towards the bus stop and stood

there....... Then, the bus came nearer and nearer..... the bus did not

slow down and the driver drove passed me...... HUH???

I shouted at him but the bus has went far far away from me.........

The bus did not stop to pick me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY THE BUS DID NOT STOP to pick me up?????

Do you want to know the reason???

It's just simply because i did not stood at the bus stop........
i stood at the lamp post............. wakakakakaakaka!!!!!!!!!!!
The lamp post is just beside the bus stop......

Bus no 29 is always late and hardly come to pick up passenger.
However, i thanked God that the next bus no 29 came after 15 minutes.
At least i did not have to wait for another 1 hour......

I have stopped at 43 bus stops !!!!!!!!!

Date: 4th April 2008
Venue: on a bus (11C)

I will start work on 8th April 2008 and the school is at Harbone.
In order to get from my home (from Bristol Road) to Harbone, the
only bus i can take is bus 11C. Actually i'm also not sure whether the
bus will pass by Vivian Road (where the school located). So, i just
planned to take that bus and observed. I got on the bus at 2.40pm

Praise the Lord, the bus did pass by Vivian Road and it's just 3 stops
from Bristol Road. I did not get down from the bus as i thought
since the bus route is always a close loop, why not i just take
the same bus and go back to the stop where i got up from.

The bus later stopped at Bearwood, then Handsworth, then
Perry Barr, then..................
Ooooh!!!! Why the bus is going further away from Birmingham
City Centre....... em????? It's already one and half hour (about 4.10pm),
and i was still in the bus........

I took out my mobile phone and i was shocked to know that
my phone was already low battery. Suddenly phone rang...
Amy called me, i answered the phone and after i hang the phone,
my mobile phone "gong" already...... OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Macam mana sekarang??? I don't have watch and i can't contact Nelson
who will be waiting for me at Selly Oak Train Station at around 5pm.

ok... ok...don't panic.... i quickly ran to the driver and asked when
will we go back to the Selly Oak bus stop? His face was so "black" and
he just pointed at one direction. So, i thought we will be back to the
stop where i got up from SOON......... Then, happily i got back to
my seat...... AND SUDDENLY, i remembered i did have a 11C bus
route map with me.... i quickly took it out and i nearly fainted when
i found out that there is still 25 STATIONS before i can go back to
the Selly Oak bus stop.......HUH?????? WHY LIKE THAT??????
OOOOH NO..................I got unto a "pirate ship" !!!!!!!!

By the time i reached Selly Oak bus stop, it's already 5.10pm.
It's almost 2 1/2 hours i was on the bus........then, i have to
taken bus 21 to go back to my house...... by the time i reached
home, it' already 5.30pm. I quickly rang Nelson who was
waiting at the train station. He was so nervous and thought
i was being kidnapped. He did not scold me but he comforted me.
I really felt so sorry about this.......and i've learnt a lesson -
always think twice before you do something... do always
ASSUME........and of course make sure you have full battery
on your mobile phone before you go out......... hehe......